2004 Big Block Pick-Up Trike 'Nightmare'

As outfitted, and with a normal full custom paint job, we would sell this for $65,000. 
But there are a couple of reasons I can not sell it (for that)...

The artistry, fabrication and hand drawing took over 6 weeks to create and cost 
$10,000 more than normal.
And my girlfriend has already told me that she loves this trike, and that we
are keeping it or she will leave me. She went on to say that if she saw someone 
riding away with it, she would shoot them and then me. (Any delivery of this bike,
will only happen during the cover of darkness.)
As you can see, I got a lot at stake--it is probably not for sale.